Hitler’s head was taken from his wax statue in Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Berlin. He was apparently just sitting there in the model of his bunker built to resemble the time when the Red Army descended around him. Suddenly, the reincarnation of anyone from anytime ripped off his head and ran. Door stop? Soccer ball? Used to practice enhanced interrogation techniques? It’ll never be enough.
I’d hate to be the person forced to be on security duty for the replacement. Or the person who has to keep making the replacements.
I’m thinking of taking a vacation to Germany. There’s a certain wax throat I’d like to shit down.