Verbatim performance

Was asked by the Metropolitan Playhouse to do their East Side Stories monologue series last month. I did it back in 2004 as Dr. Dave Ores. It’s such a great event for the performers, subjects, and the audience. Essentially we are tasked with finding someone who lives and/or works in and around the East Village and to interview them. From there, we convert the recordings into a transcript (very long), which gets edited down to about 20 minutes of stage time.

I loved doing this type of performance. I was paired with Larry Schulz, who is the retired Business Manager of the Sandra Cameron Dance Center. He had such a great story. That’s him pictured below after I recorded him in his residence that was formerly the location of the dance studio. His story also included a lot about Sandra, who was a two-time ballroom dance champion.

Capturing the essence of his way of speaking and moving was essential for this. Memorizing this was a bit of a bear and I needed to run it a lot because I try to be a precision performer. Larry came to a couple performances. I didn’t know he was at the first one he attended but I was suddenly taken at the end of it and leaked a bit from the eyes. Goes to show how the audience does affect the performance.

I wish I could have taped the performance and spliced it with the interviews for posterity. But Actors’ Equity doesn’t allow that. So I’ve included the performance text. If you’d like to use any of it, please reach out to me via the contact page.

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The Preservationist

By Chris Harcum, based on interviews with Larry Schulz

Copyright © 2014
Draft #3 April 13, 2014

Artist in Residence

outsidelarryaptWe bought this place in ’85. We started the studio right where we are, one door north of the Public Theatre. You know, Joe Papp was the one who had the vision for this—this particular area. Nothing was down here. No restaurants. Just, you know, nothing. And, uh, it’s an interesting building. It’s called an A.I.R. building, as most of these lofts are. Are you familiar with that–Artists in Residence?

Back in the ’50s, when the printing industry began moving out, it abandoned these big warehouse-type buildings, and artists, uh, inevitably would move into these lofts. But they were living in commercial space, which technically is illegal. And so, the city created the A.I.R. status, which would permit certified artists to live in these commercial buildings.

We had essentially three studios here: the large studio, uh, which we could split off into two studios, and then a third studio back there, which is now a separate apartment. And then, eventually, our business outgrew this space and we moved it down to 199 Lafayette Street and we converted this basically into two apartments. There’s one apartment back there and then there’s our apartment. Hence, we live here.

And when I came down here to meet the former owners, we actually sat right here. I think they paid under 100,000 for the space and ended up selling it for 400,000. Now it’s probably worth, you know, millions. 4,000 square feet, so…It’s a valuable piece of property.

(He sips his coffee.)

Retirement

So I basically retired last July. I have a big, um, project, which I haven’t really gotten off the ground. I have, uh, an enormous amount of videotape from stories that I did when I was in television news for 20 years. And then, I also videotaped all of the performances that we did, uh, here in the business, you know. And I have a lot of video of, uh, Sandra performing. And we have all of these, uh, syllabus tapes where Sandra broke down all these social dances into beginner, intermediate, and advanced levels.

So, what I want to do is, uh—this is all on VHS, primarily. So I want to organize it, digitize it, and then donate it to the, uh, Dance Collection at the Public Library. So there’s a record of—of, you know, social dance in the 1970s and ’80s. So, that’s my big project. I mean, it’s not really difficult to transfer. I have the equipment. But it will take me forever, ‘cause I got a lot of stuff.

From the Beginning

Hmm? Well, I actually grew up here in Manhattan. On the Upper East Side, 95th Street and Madison Avenue, and went to PS 6. And then, when, uh, I entered eighth grade, we moved out to Montclair, New Jersey. And so I went to high school in Montclair. I’m the last generation of—of American kids who were sent off to dancing school. I went to a social dance school all the way through high school. And, I mean, I enjoyed it. But that came to a screeching halt when I went on to Kenyon College in Gambier, Ohio. And then was drafted and served two years in the Army in Baltimore. And, from my two years at Fort Holabird—oh, this is a true story….

Uh, let’s see. I was drafted in, you know—in September of 1964. And, uh, I was sent down to Fort Dix for, you know, basic training. And I guess, because I was a college graduate, they gave me an interview to find out what kind of job to give me. And so, in the interview, the fellow asked me where I went to college, and I said, “Kenyon College.” He said, “Kenya College? Is that in Africa?” I said, “No, no, it’s Kenyon College.” And he said, “What kind of school is that?” And I said, “For want of a better term, it’s a liberal arts college.” And, uh, he said, “Okay.” So, he wrote, “Liberal,” but then wrote, “Arts.”

And so, at the end of basic training, uh, I got my orders to be an illustrator at an intelligence unit in—in Fort Holabird, which is in East Baltimore. Fort Holabird was the center—uh, it sounds like a contradiction, but the center of Army Intelligence. And so, I was sent down. I mean, I thought it was some kind of cover. And, uh, so, I walked in, and they walked me back to the art office. And said, “Okay, this is where you’re going to work.” I said, “Wait a second. There’s some kind of mix-up here. I’m not an illustrator. I majored in political science.”

So finally they figured out when they saw the “liberal arts,” they thought arts meant “illustrator.” So, they didn’t know what to do with me. But then they needed a librarian for all these secret documents. And so, I ended up essentially being, uh, responsible for all the secret documents that came in and out of this office. I was with them for two years. I tried to get a transfer, but I couldn’t. And, uh, I worked for many years, uh, as a news writer and field producer in Baltimore, where I got interested again and did a lot of stories about dance.

Eddie Villella

You know, there was an article the other day, I don’t know if it was in the Times, but anyway, it was about Edward Villella, the principal dancer for the, uh, New York City Ballet. Are you familiar with Eddie Villella? Edward was a principal dancer and he was the, uh, founder and a director of the Miami City Ballet Company. That was around 1978. He must be, like, 80 years old.

But I had an encounter with him in Baltimore. He came and was performing with the, uh, Baltimore Symphony Orchestra at the Lyric Theatre. And—and, of course, I had known of him. And I wanted to do a story. And he agreed to the interview, but he was absolutely adamant that we could not film his performance. And, at the performance, I realized why. The Lyric Theatre was a theater for a symphony orchestra. And I couldn’t imagine having a dance performance there. Well, sure enough, he had a performance space of about 15 feet by 15 feet. In front of the orchestra. It was absurd, you know, like, what he was doing?

And, uh, I always regretted not smuggling a camera in to shoot this thing. It would have been absolutely hilarious. But I did a lot of stories on dance way back then because I was the only one who had any interest in it in Baltimore. And then, when I came up to New York, to work at NBC…I was the general assignment, uh, producer. But I ended up doing a lot of stories on dance as well. Because in New York, you know, the possibilities were…endless.

And again, at NBC, no one was really interested in it. But, you know, I was intrigued by the whole Hustle scene and did stories on all kinds of social dance as well as, you know, theatrical dance. Yeah.

The Hustle Hustle

And, uh, there was a Fred Astaire Dance Studio up about three or four blocks, uh, up Fifth Avenue from NBC. And so, I saw an ad for a—you know, free introductory Hustle lesson. So, I went up, innocently enough and took the lesson. And throughout the lesson, the woman kept inquiring what I did. And, as a general rule I didn’t tell people that I worked for NBC or that I was in the news business, because, you know, they get all—you know… And so I said, “I’m just here to learn the basic steps of the Hustle.” And this went on for the entire lesson.

And then they ushered me into the manager’s office and sat me down. And I said, “What’s this about?” They said, “Well, we’ve just drafted a contract, and we’d like you to sign. And you can start your lessons next week.” I said, “Contract?” And it was a contract for a ridiculous, you know, fifteen thousand or twenty thousand dollars in private lessons. And I said, “Wait, what is this? I came for a free introductory lesson.” And this woman—Marie Turner was her name; it’s funny what you remember—put this hard sell on me. And I said, “No, no, no.” And I finally had to get up and back out of her office and say, “Look, this is outrageous.”

And so, I stumbled out of there, and I said, “I’ve got to do a story on this.” So, I got one of the guys at NBC who was willing to, uh, go up there with a wire on and record the whole thing. But I had to get information. So I called around to dance friends of mine and said, “Do you know anyone who works at Fred Astaire?” And so, this woman, Francine Story said, “I know a guy. The name is Larry Stevens.”

So, I meet with Larry at a coffee shop in Midtown, and I begin telling him this story about, you know, this lesson. He said, “And—and I bet she wanted to know what you did for a living.” I said, “Yeah, how’d you know that?” He said, “That’s what the lesson’s all about.” I said, “What?” He said, “That’s what the private—you know, the package, the contract, they have to find out what you do for a living. So, if you’re, like, a lawyer, then they’ll draft a huge contract. Or, if you’re a sanitation worker, they’ll draft a small contract. But that’s what the deal”—and I said, “This is just wrong. I’ve got to do a story on this.”

He said, “Okay, I’ll help you on this, but then you got to do a positive story on ballroom dancing.” I said, “No, no, no.” I said, “What do you mean, a positive story?” And he said, “You should do a story on the U.S. ballroom champions.” I said, “What is a U.S. ballroom champion?” And he said, “They’re Bill Davies and Sandra Cameron. They’re based right here in New York, the greatest ballroom dancers in America.” I said, “Okay, I’ll do that story, too.” And then he said, “Actually…maybe you should do a story just on Sandra, because she’s a lot easier to deal with.”

Meeting Sandra

And so, I pitched the story on Fred Astaire and it turned out that we had done a similar story on Fred Astaire fairly recently. So, they didn’t want to do that story. So, I said, “Okay, I’ll do this story on Sandra.” And so, I called up, and I got in touch with Sandra Cameron. And, uh, I did a profile story on the U.S. ballroom champion. Uh, she had been champion for three years. Three consecutive years.

sandra ballroomSandra is a great ballroom dancer. She’s ballet trained but began her ballroom training at the age of ten or eleven in Scotland and, uh, is an extraordinary…I mean, have you ever seen video of Sandra? Okay. I have—I have video.

(He makes a notes in his notepad.)

And, in fact, I did a—a—a documentary on Sandra, which—which I can loan you, called Partners, because Sandra and Bill had virtually no footage of themselves. This was…you know, 1978-79, pre-video. And they had virtually no footage.

But Sandra was just this exquisite dancer. And, uh, I mean, I didn’t know much about ballroom. I—I knew a lot about dance from my—you know, from seeing dance and doing stories on dance. But I could, you know, see it. This was an exceptional dancer. And then I took classes with her, appropriately, in the Hustle, because that’s what she was teaching. And from there, we started going out.

And her business really took off. She came out of the competition dance world, but her focus in the business was on the social dance. And, it really took off, you know, with the whole Hustle explosion, and interest in social dance. And I had just gotten burned out from the news business after 20 years. And so, I went into the business with Sandra.

And as long as I stayed in the business end of it, which she had absolutely no interest in, and as long as she stayed, you know, in the artistic end of it, it worked out well. I think, when people, you know, have trouble working together it’s because they end up doing the same thing and fighting over it. We, uh, did not do the same thing. And so, it worked out well. So, we had the studio for over 20 years. And then, actually, we just closed the studio, uh, uh, back in July.

The Swing Revival

We happened to get lucky with the business because of the swing revival. We just happened to be in the right place at the right time. I’m not too sure why it happened. I can’t really think of a cause and effect, or what triggered it. I don’t know if there was a movie or a Broadway show, or what there was. I know the Hustle came back because of a movie called Saturday Night Fever. But yeah, what triggered the swing revival? I should know that. Yeah, let me think on that. I’m sure I can come up with something.

(He makes a note in his note pad.)

I mean—I mean, we didn’t anticipate it. We just happened to be in the right place and we happened to teach it. We taught, among other things, a Savoy-style Lindy hop. So when the swing thing hit, the business really took off. And, uh, so, we were very fortunate. It was just—who would have predicted, you know, that this was going to happen?

Al Minns

Um, my introduction to the Savoy was through a man named Al Minns. Al was a great, uh, swing dancer at the Savoy Ballroom in the, uh, 1930s. He was coaxed out of retirement to appear in a show that was put together by a modern dancer named Marleen Pennison. She convinced him to dance with Sugar Sullivan in this modern dance company. And I was working at NBC at the time, and I did a story on Al and Sugar in this dance company.

I have a video of the story that I did on them. Pia Lindstrom was the on-air reporter who did the actual interview. But I basically did the story, the research and all. They were performing up at Riverside Church, with Marleen. And my introduction to Al was through a, uh, dance critic and historian who was a friend of mine, Sally Sommer. Sally, I think, is now based down in Florida and teaches at, uh, one of the universities there. But she called me up once and said, “Larry, you know, I’m going to this dance. There’s going to be a great dancer there. You should really see him.” And I’d never heard of him. I really didn’t know much about the Savoy. Um, but she said that he was a Lindy Hopper.

And so, we went. And it was a competition event run by a woman named Mama Lou Parks. And so, we went to watch the competition. I wasn’t particularly interested in this. It was very speeded up, with all kind of lifts and throws. But then, in between the competition, there was a, uh, social dance segment. And I looked out and I saw this guy dancing. And you saw this man dance and you saw the music.

And I turned to Sally and I said, “Who is that guy out there?” And she said, “Well, that is why you’re here. That’s Al Minns.” And because, well, with someone like Al what you’re dealing with is the origins of the dance. I mean, this was when the dance came right out of the music, and you just saw the music when Al danced.

By that I mean… a—a, uh, dancer would understand that. When we learn dance, we often learn steps. And it gets to be a little technical. You know, you have to count and it’s a slow, and it’s a slow, and quick- quick. And, uh, the great dancers get beyond that, and are just totally connected to the music. And, uh, there was just this connection to the music with Al that was just jaw-dropping. So I said, “Can I meet him?” And, so, Sally introduced me.

And I said, you know, “You have to teach this.” And Al kind of looked at me and said, “What are you talking about?” And I said, “No, you must teach this. This must be passed on.” And he said, “People don’t care about this anymore. They’re into other things.”

I said, “We will make them care, Al. This must not die with your generation.” He looked at me, you know, like I was some crazy white guy or something and said, “Well, whatever you say.”

So I was going with Sandra at the time and—and I said, “Sandra, I saw this extraordinary Lindy Hopper.” And she said, “Oh, Larry, it’s all the same thing. I learned it in Scotland. We called it jive. But it’s all the same.” I said, “No. This is not the same. This is really special, what this guy does.” And so, she agreed to, uh, to meet him and I finally convinced Al to come down. And they spent about a half-hour together. And Sandra came out and said, “Wow.” You know, “He’s going to start in two weeks.”

Sweden Scene

And so Al began teaching this Savoy style Lindy Hop. And I got know him well. But what Al said before and what I didn’t realize, is that the African American culture in Harlem had moved on to other music and other dance forms. And so, there was absolutely no interest in what Al did. And so, when he started teaching, and until he passed away, he taught predominantly to—to, uh, white people, which was okay with him. But in his culture, there was no interest.

And, uh, I mean, there was this hilarious moment when he came down and he was working with, uh, Sandra one afternoon. And these three white guys walked into the studio. I’ll never forget this. And they walked in, uh, almost in a line. And they were very formal. And they introduced themselves. And they were from Sweden. And they said they were looking for Al Minns. And so I introduced them.

And Al said to me, “Larry, these guys know more about the Savoy Ballroom than I know about the Savoy Ballroom.” Well, I had no idea there was this amazing scene in Sweden and, to this day, they’re very active in the Sweden scene. And so they invited Al to come over and to teach. And, uh, uh—they were three of the whitest guys you’d ever meet.

Frankie Manning

So Al taught for the Center until he got sick and passed away in 1985. And then Sandra convinced Frankie, Frankie Manning, to come out of retirement. Actually, uh, Frankie was working at the Post Office because you know, after World War II the music changed. And there just wasn’t an interest in it anymore. And so, Frankie got a real job with the post office, and, uh, didn’t teach for 25, 30 years. But when Frankie came out of retirement, after Al passed, he became this kind of ambassador and, you know, traveled all over the world teaching it. And taught right up to his, his passing in 2009. And, uh, so, we had this long connection.

(He sips his coffee.)

Frankie was a contemporary of Al’s and was in this very famous group called Whitey’s Lindy Hoppers. They were named after Herbert White, who was the bouncer and, uh, kind of one of the managers at the Savoy. And what Whitey did was he took that and he put it on the stage, and organized it. And he choreo—well, I think they all kind of choreographed material and, uh, traveled all over the world with it. So, you have all these sort of enclaves of Lindy Hop. So Frankie and Al they, uh, both came out of the Savoy and were, uh, contemporaries. They, you know, certainly knew each other and danced together.

The Counts

And, uh, yeah, Frankie turned out to be a very good teacher. And had this amazing second career as a teacher, traveling all over the world. He could break it down. He understood how, uh—how—uh, I don’t want to get racial about it, but when white people learn dance, they—they learn it through counts. And [CHUCKLES] when Sandra first started working with Al, and later Frankie, she would always say, “But what’s the count?” [LAUGHS] And—and they’d look at her and say, “The counts are in the music.”

4438_001(1).pdfWell, the count is in the music, but we weren’t quite that sophisticated or advanced to be able to connect to the music in that way. Al struggled with it at first, you know. I mean, the thing about Frankie and Al is their background was not in teaching. It was in performing. So Al would say, “Well, just listen to the music. It’s the bum, bum, ba-dum bum bum.” So, it was a transition. But Al eventually, you know, picked up on it and understood that if this was going to be taught, uh, this is how it was done.

I mean, to this day I don’t understand how they did this incredible choreography for White’s Lindy Hoppers without counts.

But Frankie was very adaptable. He said, “Okay,” you know, “I’ll count it for you.” He was great. And very generous with it. I mean, that was a thing that always impressed me about Al…and Frankie. There was no racial edge to it. You know, they were just kind of astonished that people were so interested and fascinated by what they did. And they were more than willing to share it. You know, they—they showed absolutely no hesitation about sharing it. And were very gracious, very generous about it. And, uh, we’re all very grateful for that. You know.

(He sips his coffee.)

Lindy Hop Day/Frankie 100

Just for your information, there’s going to be a big celebration on the Savoy Ballroom on May 26. It’s called World Lindy Hop Day, which also would have been Frankie’s 100th birthday. Uh, it’s going to be like a weeklong celebration and, like, a really major thing. People from all over the world are going to come. Yeah, I’ve been invited to sit on some panel of people who were, you know, there at the beginning of the revival of it. You know, I have a file on that. But you can also go to the website. It’s frankie100.com or something like that. But yeah, there’s going to be a panel. And, uh—and, uh, a couple of the Swedes will be there.

The Extinction of Ballroom Dance

I’m not too sure where things are going, you know. I’m a little concerned in the lack of interest in your classic ballroom dances. Some of the studios aren’t even teaching them anymore and if you go to any of the ballroom dances around the city, like up at the 92nd Street Y, which is, I mean, a really older crowd, it’s a little disturbing. I mean, there definitely seems to be an interest in salsa and swing but in the other classic ballroom dances, you know, uh, Peabody and dances like that, with the younger generation, I’m not too sure what’s going to happen.

I mean my–my opinion really is not that valid, because I’m not in the scene. What you should really do is talk to the other studios and, uh, talk to the people who are with the New York Swing Dance Society. But what Sandra and I have noticed—and, I mean, this is, um, an impression. Uh, but we have noticed, when we go to other studios for a dance and look at the, uh, listing of classes, there is very little ballroom. Particularly, you know, waltz and foxtrot.

And, uh, Sandra was always a big, big believer in at least introducing people to it. I mean, we always had a big ballroom program. It would start out with six dances, which was called the Basic Six, which would include swing and foxtrot, waltz and tango, the rumba and cha cha. But yeah, I think the ballroom is something of an endangered species, you know. And, uh, I don’t know. I think those older dances might pass. You know.

One Regret

I have a regret. I’m not too sure how to um… Sandra and I are big fans of the, uh, New York City Ballet. And Balanchine always had a real interest in ballroom dance. And his favorite dancer—and he had known everyone from Nijinsky on—his favorite dancer was, uh, Fred Astaire. He thought Astaire was the greatest dancer that he had ever seen. And one of my great regrets, is Sandra, back in the ’80s, went through a whole period, four or five years, of recreating and dancing, all this great choreography from the films of Fred Astaire. And, uh, one of my great regrets is that Balanchine never saw Sandra dance the Astaire works. I have video of all this, you know, and eventually I’m going to transfer it because it’s really great stuff. I mean beautiful, beautiful work. Magnificent. But, uh, but, uh, Sandra never had an opportunity to, uh, work with Balanchine. Because, uh, that would have been something very, very, very special. And, uh, that’s about the only regret that I have, you know.

That, uh, the—the, uh, timing was just a little off.

End.

Turing Test

Aimee directed a staged reading of Dominick DeGaetano’s play Turing Test for the John Drew Theater Lab at Guild Hall in Southampton this week. As you can see from this picture looking out into the house, this is an amazing theater. I don’t know what the design was based on, but it was very warm and inviting. Not to drop names but Alec Baldwin has a box in the back (the one in front of me in this pic, I believe) and Alan Alda has one across the aisle. Mr. Alda’s Hawkeye Pierce was one of my inspirations as an actor and as a person. Stand up against injustice and nonsensical authority but keep your sense of humor, even when things are at their worst.

The cast of Turing Test checking out the sound before the reading.

The cast of Turing Test checking out the sound before the reading.

It was cool to read with Minerva Perez, who is to my left in this picture. We worked on different readings of this and then were thrown together. Well, I was thrown with everyone else actually. I’m of two minds about saying this but Minerva was a child actor in the movie Caddyshack. She played the girl who threw the Baby Ruth in the swimming pool. I didn’t say anything about it and I’m sure she likes to forget about it but that was a real iconic moment from my childhood. She had quite a cold that night so she really deserves the MVP award for the night.

I like doing staged readings. There are many kinds. The trick is to make the script disappear. This is best exemplified by the Encores series at City Center. Really, that thing is a full production and they happen to have scripts in their hands. But for the most part the binders magically are invisible.

In a situation like this where we sit on the stools when we’re “off” and go to the music stands when we’re “on,” there can be a little pressure to keep things interesting. You don’t have staging to help clarify and tell the story.

I tend to work my music stand a lot. I pull it up and down. Use it as a podium. Aim it at other characters. Turn it into a bar and lean on it. Drum my fingers. Slap my script on it. So, I need to make sure it is pretty sturdy but also adjustable. The one in the picture was perfect for this. I’ll put one foot on one of the three feet pointed at me while the other two face the audience so it won’t fall over on the person in the front row.

I get very antsy before most readings. The best thing for me is to go for an hour or two-hour walk before it starts and think through the whole thing. It’s not memorized but I don’t want the audience to feel like I’m catching up to myself the whole time. I’ve seen those. They aren’t pretty. I also don’t like the feeling of only sketching where the character is emotionally. It’s like running alongside of a motorcycle, instead of being the motorcycle. In this situation, I have to keep reminding myself to keep up or get left behind. If you dwell on something that didn’t work, you run the risk of losing the next moment and the next moment.

Overall, I think this went over very well.

Hurlyburly

Had a great time working on Hurlyburly at the Chain Theatre. It’s such a great space. At one point it was a chain factory. They have space for small rehearsals downstairs. They can even build scenery there. The lobby is one of the biggest for Off Off spaces in the city and they always have a decent art show on display there. Plus the dressing room is big enough to hold 8 or more people without feeling crammed.

It was really nice of Rich Ferraioli and Greg Cicchino to ask me to audition for the show. It was one of those auditions where they’ve met me and like me but haven’t seen my work. That can be awkward if it doesn’t go well. Ever get in a relationship with someone and only find out too late that they’re not a talented actor? Or not as talented as they claim to be? I don’t recommend it.

Fortunately, this was not the case for me here. (Or, who knows, this may have been a pity casting.)

The cast was really great. Deven Anderson, Jackie Collier, Rachel Cora, Kirk Gostkowski, Brandon Hughes and Christina Perry pulled a lot out of this monster of a script, especially Kirk who was on nearly the whole time as Eddie. This is a long play, even though they got the okay to use the slightly shorter version New Group did in 2005. You don’t see many with that kind of running time nowadays. Part of the festivalization of the theater. I suppose I could argue the merits of both.

Me, left, Kirk, Deven and Brandon (on couch). I liked this set.

Me, left, Kirk, Deven and Brandon (on couch). I liked this set.

I played the role of Artie, who was played on stage by one of my heroes, Wallace Shawn recently and Jerry Stiller in the Broadway production from the ‘80s. I was a little nervous because a good friend of mine, Jackie Sydney, was his assistant back then and she came to see this production. (She gave me a thumbs-up personal review.)

Jackie Collier and me trying to out cool one another backstage.

Jackie Collier and me trying to out cool one another backstage.

It was good to be on stage with other people having spent most of last year doing a solo show. It is a bit strange to me now to not have to carry every moment of a play. But I did to have a ton of laughs backstage. I haven’t had that in a long time. Welcome relief due to a lot of sadness in real life recently. Aimee’s mom died suddenly last month and it’s been, well, tough. I flew out with her for the funeral and other arrangements in Ohio and barely made it back in time due to the snow and cancelled flights to make half-hour for the first preview performance. I’ll write more about this when I have processed it better. On the other hand, this may stay private.

Our First Edinburgh Festival Fringe

A circus performer on the Royal Mile during Ed Fringe.

A circus performer on the Royal Mile during Ed Fringe.

I’m frequently asked what it was like to take a show to Edinburgh this summer. Now that it’s almost two months since the Festival ended, I feel I can begin to parse out my feelings about my experiences. People began asking if I had recovered from it a week after I returned. Because I had to jump back into things with my Clark Kent job and my managing director duties for the League of Independent Theater, the answer is still “not yet.”

I’ve wanted to go to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe for several years to become a better artist and producer. I also wanted to raise Elephant Run District’s profile. The Fringe is the Olympics of culture and I’ve wanted to experience what that was like. The piece we took over was a solo show called American Gun Show, a challenging and controversial piece. A thinking person’s comedy. How much thinking and how much laughing depended on each individual audience member. Some people hate that kind of thing. Others love it. The task is to find more of the latter and less of the former.

ERD's stage manager Heather Olmstead and director Aimee Todoroff enjoying the view from atop Arthur's Seat

ERD’s stage manager Heather Olmstead and director Aimee Todoroff enjoying the view from atop Arthur’s Seat.

Our main goal was to carve a unique place in Edinburgh. We accomplished that well above our expectations. We hope over time to get our work to other places in Europe and the UK. (It would be so cool to perform in London, Germany, or parts of Ireland.) While nothing tangible happened with this piece on this go round to make those dreams happen, we expect that will change with future visits there.

You may have a great reputation where you live but you have to prove yourself in Edinburgh to separate yourself from the crowd. I was told by our press agent that the average audience size per performance for theater is 3.5 patrons. I’ve heard it is 6 patrons overall for the other categories, including comedy. You might ask, “How is that possible?” Well, in 2013 there were 2,871 productions, with 454,464 performances in 273 venues. There was an estimated 1,943,493 tickets sold by the final Monday of the three weeks with another day of sales to go. It is the largest arts festival in the world.

It can be overwhelming so it’s important to schedule time to walk up Arthur’s Seat.

Arthur's Seat.

Arthur’s Seat. Click to see this full size.

Going with a show to Edinburgh was a very full experience. While it was close to what I expected, things played out in ways I could never have anticipated. The highs were much higher and the lows were much lower. The amount of both is greater than most of the projects I have done combined. Ed Fringe is like flying a plane. You can ride in a plane and you can take classes on flying, but until you have the controls in your hands you can never know what it is really like.

Lots of things can go right and many, many things can go wrong. Things you never would have thought about in a million years can suddenly become your main focus. You will more than likely spend way more money than you budgeted. You will not have enough time to see everything you will want to see.

The zeitgeist of the festival changes year to year so you can’t count on what worked in the past for someone else. This cannot be emphasized enough: what may or may not have worked for someone else may or may not work for you. You can gather information to make more informed decisions but you will make mistakes and feel like you are failing horribly along the way. In the end, though, this is the path to success.

Star ratings are important in Edinburgh. I'm slow to warm up to this idea.

Star ratings are important in Edinburgh. I’m slow to warm up to this idea.

The reactions to our show covered the gamut. We knew we were taking something that would push some buttons but also delight and surprise people so we were happy with this. Our attendance was very good for our first time there (we averaged between 15 and 20 patrons most of the time) and we had eight reviews, most of which were very positive. The thing that took adjusting for me was that the reviews there are based on the number of stars. While some reviewers do that for movies in America, few do that for theater in New York. Only Time Out New York started doing that six or so years ago and I really do not pay attention to their star ratings. I guess with so many show happening in Edinburgh, the stars are helpful to know quickly what is good or not. To me, it cuts out the critical thinking and the deeper thoughts about the work. But I am happy we received reviews with lots of stars. Unfortunately, those reviews came towards the end of the festival and didn’t help us as much as I would have liked.

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A review and feature came out in the Scottish Sunday Express, one of the country's national papers.

A review and feature came out in the Scottish Sunday Express, one of the country’s national papers.

The lesson from this is that you really need to plan to go twice with a show. The first year is to build up a following and to rack up reviews. The second year is to reap what you have sown. (Again, results may vary.) They say it takes three visits to the festival for people to get to know you. To cash in on that “oh, I heard about that, I want to see that” momentum. This lesson seems to have worked well for Peter Michael Marino and his show Desperately Seeking the Exit. He had an uphill climb his first year but had people lining up for his show, with little effort his second year. I also heard stories of shows moving to more prominent venues to lesser reviews and fewer attendees. I also saw people who had received lots of acclaim and great audiences struggle with a different piece. It’s a risk each time.

In my experiences with past productions, I could count on responses happening within a certain range. If people are generally liking a show, an off night won’t seem so bad. Maybe you miss a laugh here or there. Maybe there’s a little more fidgeting. Or if they don’t care for it too much in general (a real stinker), you will experience that through most of the run and are pleasantly surprised when an audience connects. Going to the theater each night, you have some idea of what you’ll get give or take 5 to 10%.

But each performance in Edinburgh was wildly different for American Gun Show, depending on who attended. We had an amazing twentieth show. Our final show two nights later was a tough haul. I thought it would get easier and build through the festival but it was always random play. The vibe of our performances was vastly different when we had Americans or people who spent time in the United States in the audience. They got what we were doing and we could ride their energy. The UK audiences tended to laugh on the inside and quietly say, “That was quite good” after the show. Many U.S. performers I met experienced this. On the plus side, you can cut minutes off of your show. I talked with a Brit there and mentioned how American audiences laugh and react more audibly. He didn’t believe me. A few days later he told me how he was at a late-night comedy show with a famous performer and thought, “This is very, very funny but I’m not laughing aloud.”

We also had a couple walk out and shout throughout the lobby that I was a “gun-hating liberal.” We had people in tears and trembling after my show because they were so moved. We had people yell at us for calling the show a comedy and others say that was a brilliant choice because it surprised them in a good way. We had people talk to us for hours after the show trying to grapple on their feelings about the issue of gun violence.

A view from the Sky Bar on the roof of the Point Hotel where the Gryphon Venues are located during Ed Fringe.

A view from the Sky Bar on the roof of the Point Hotel where the Gryphon Venues are located during Ed Fringe.

We worked with Gryphon Venues. They are located on Bread Street not far from the Traverse and are in the Point Hotel. (Note: This might go through a name change as the Doubletree is taking over.)  I met the Artistic Director Kekoa Kaluhiokalani at the road show in New York. I liked the fact that Gryphon Venues are a nonprofit group and asked for a flat fee up front rather than a box office split with a guarantee because I knew what we would be spending. From my application through to my final pay-out with them, they were professional, kind, supportive, capable, and nice.

A great venue, with an incredible staff.

A great venue, with an incredible staff.

Their spaces are really some of the best in the Fringe. They feel like legitimate theater spaces, which is what we wanted for this show. Honestly, I liked the physical set-up of their spaces better than most of the spaces for the big four presenting organizations. They use a couple of the event rooms at the hotel and turn them into a nice proscenium and a charming black box. Their storage spaces are nice and their lobby is spacious. The lighting and sound were excellent. They give a full fifteen minutes to get in and get out. Overall, they gave me a feeling of confidence I don’t think I’d have a lot of other places. The only real downside is that they are a little isolated where they are so you don’t have as much foot traffic, but several shows frequently sold out there. I loved the folks at the Gryphon and can’t recommend them enough.

Very tiny but very expensive ad in the local press. Not 100% sure it was worth the $$$.

Very tiny but very expensive ad in the local press. Not 100% sure it was worth the $$$.

We spent a lot more money than expected but that is part of the education of going there the first time. The accommodations were very pricey—more than double my monthly rent in Manhattan!!—and we spent twice as much as expected on advertising. We hired a publicist; bought an ad in the Fringe guide; got a second ad in a magazine; and online ads on Fringe Guru, Broadway Baby, and the List’s websites. We paid for distribution of our posters and flyers before we arrived. We only saw a couple of our posters around town and didn’t see our flyers in enough places so we won’t do that again. We had to order another round of flyers and hired a person to flyer. He was excellent and we will use him again next time, if he’s available. From my talks with people after the show, most were drawn by our flyer, by our flyering guy, or by the listing in the main Fringe guide.

Fellow American performer and good friend Peter Michael Marino in the lobby of the BBC Scotland radio station before we interviewed with someone over headphones with a journalist somewhere in Great Britain.

Fellow American performer and good friend Peter Michael Marino in the lobby of the BBC Scotland radio station before we interviewed with someone over headphones with a journalist somewhere in Great Britain.

Our press agent did get me radio interviews on BBC Scotland and Fresh Air U.K. Both were incredible experiences.

You have to take care of yourself there or you will suffer or get sick. I had a flu through most of the festival.  I was staying a block from my venue so I found it nice to go to FYUL and Espresso Mondo to have an Americano and read the papers. I had given up coffee ten months prior to going to Edinburgh but had to have a bit of caffeine to make it through the festival. I’m an aggressive performer but an introvert by nature so it is necessary for me to unwind and have time to myself. New Yorkers tend to steer clear of Times Square and other congested areas so I did the same when I was in Edinburgh. After a couple of days, I found the back roads to the main areas.

I went to the Royal Mile a few times but was rather unhappy there. I found back ways to get to Fringe Central and spent a lot of time on Lothian Road and areas north of Princess Street. I wanted to forget the festival was happening at times. It is a long three (plus) weeks. I got to my first day off, which happened about ten days into the festival, and thought, “Whew, I’m glad that’s done.” Then I realized I had half the festival to go. I’ve done long runs of shows and I’ve done many festivals but most festivals only consist of 5 or 6 performances. The adrenaline going that long was new to me. It never really stopped. I had shiatsu a couple of times at the Healthy Life Centre.

Inside FYUL, a coffee shop a couple door's down from Gryphon Venues. A nice place to find some calm between many storms.

Inside FYUL, a coffee shop a couple door’s down from Gryphon Venues. A nice place to find some calm between many storms.

Other random lessons:

The decision to do the Edinburgh Festival Fringe should be made no later than eight months out. I also recommend doing your show at a few different festivals in diverse places to get an assortment of reactions.

Obligatory picture of people swarming on the Royal Mile.

Obligatory picture of people swarming on the Royal Mile.

“Suicide Wednesday” happens in the middle of Week One. There’s Week Zero. That’s the week when most people tech their shows and give away a lot of tickets. Then on the Monday and Tuesday of Week One nearly everyone does 2-for-1 tickets. The day after that is when no one goes to see anything. That’s the day my press agent came to my show. She was one of four people in that audience. It was weird. I wanted to slit my wrists. Hence the name of that day.

It cost much less to withdraw money from an ATM than exchanging it before going over. I belong to Actors’ Federal Credit Union and the fee for each withdrawal was only 75 cents. I learned to not bring back pound or Euro coins. You can’t exchange coins, only paper money. So now I’m forced to go back to Edinburgh to use up this little bag of coins.

The town was easy to navigate once you learn a few misleading things such as George Square vs. George Street and Assembly Hall vs. Assembly Rooms.

An actual pig in an actual shop called Oink, located off the Grassmarket.

An actual pig in an actual shop called Oink, located off the Grassmarket. Bacon and pork are main ingredients there.

I became a vegetarian this year so the amount of bacon and pork product in everything stood out to me.

I could not wrap my head (or mouth) around mayonnaise on pizza. Chips n’ cheese is amazing. It’s French fries, with garlic mayo and melted cheese. If you drink too many whiskeys (don’t call it Scotch there), chips n’ cheese will fix you right up.

Vegetarian haggis is surprisingly good. And even better in a burrito.

If I could afford it, I’d buy a place there. It’s a beautiful city.

Edinburgh's Grassmarket area. It feels like my nabe away from my nab.e

Edinburgh’s Grassmarket area. It feels like my nabe away from my nabe.

Edinburgh preview

Had a really great run of the show at 59 East 59 Theaters. The staff was top notch and the audiences were very kind. I feel like the show is in a good place but I know it will take a few runs to find my stride over there. The little differences will be interesting to note.

We’ve got our bags packed. Aimee and I are heading out on the LIRR to the Air Train to JFK where we’ll meet Heather to fly to Dublin and then go to Edinburgh. We’ll then find our leasing agent for our apartment. We’ll tech the show from 4 to 5:30pm. Then I’m doing a preview performance at the Scottish Arts Club tomorrow night.

Wanted to give a big thanks to Ethan Angelica for pulling together this promo video for American Gun Show and posting it on the Guardian’s site. I think it came together very well and I hate looking at pictures of myself. Must give a thumbs down to Aer Lingus for not refunding my $20 upgrade for the premium chicken dinner because I suddenly went vegetarian a month after the reservation. Seems like a decent airline otherwise. I’m stoked to spend a moment in Ireland. A first for me. I won’t see anything outside the airport.

Gryphon Venues is housed in the swanky Point Hotel. It has 2 bars-the Monboddo Bar and the Sky Bar. The latter has a view of the castle from the roof. That will only be open tomorrow night and for special events.

Okay I’m off to try to make myself sleep.

America Walks Into a Pub

As I prepare to take my show to Edinburgh, I wrote this piece to get my thoughts together.

Hello old friend. It’s me, America. I know you’re tired of my misbehavior and shenanigans. To the point where if you hear one more awful thing, you’ll turn your back on me forever. I know. It’s bad.

I’d say I’m sorry but that wouldn’t change anything. Instead, I’m going to come out and admit it. I’m addicted. To all sorts of things. And I wrestle with myself day in and day out about them.

I’m addicted to football. Not your kind of football. My kind. The kind that has caused severe concussions, even though the players wear helmets, and an outbreak of pedophilia at Penn State. While I sometimes wish an adult will come along and take away my football privileges, I’m glad nothing has changed because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself on Sunday afternoons or Monday evenings. Plus football is cool because it makes great advertisements and lots of money.

I consume everything in sight. Where everyone once admired me for being in great shape, now I’m bloated and worn down. I barely have the energy to get off my couch and squeeze into my non-electric car. I can’t help the fact that I love my car. And that I like how it sounds and smells like a real car. Because when I hear and smell my car running on expensive gasoline I’m reminded things aren’t so bad. It affirms that I’m not as poor as others who can’t take care of themselves.

I’m sorry for pulling you into fights I started because I’m addicted to trying to make others like me, whether they want to be or not. But, come on, who wouldn’t want to be like me? I can do or say anything I want. Unless it infringes someone else’s ability to say or day what they want. But if they try to counter-infringe, I will take them down. Because if anyone comes between me and my freedom—the ultimate aphrodisiac—I will “stand my ground.”

Which brings me to how I care and keep my Second Amendment toys. I need them. Without them, I wouldn’t be me. I have to bear arms because being weak is a greater sin than being poor, though they’re close. Being scared is even worse than being weak.

So you can’t take my guns. Don’t even think about trying. I’ll shoot anyone who does.

Sorry. I get carried away sometimes and I get defensive when I feel threatened. Look, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but I’ve been crying out for some time now. This is difficult for me to say because I’m addicted to being strong. So I’ve been stockpiling guns more and more and more.

On the bright side, I’ve been killing less people with them. Almost half what I did twenty years ago. Then again, when I rage I really rage. At schools and theaters and places people shouldn’t have to worry about being shot.

You are really cool and smart with what you do with your guns. Parts of me—most of me in fact–really want to be like you. But I’m riddled with addictions. Awful, terrible addictions that make me seem like a self-centered, childish, greedy, stupid, lazy slob. So I’m begging you to pull together some of your like-minded friends and give me an intervention before sending me to rehab. Help me, please, before I cause more damage. I can’t fix myself on my own.